While being stored on land, spring is a great time to work on a boat. Two sailors were doing just that when a gust blew the ladder down. Looking from the deck to where the ladder lay on the ground one guy said, "How about you jumping down and putting the ladder back up again." The other said, "What are you nuts? That's 15 feet down! How about you climbing down on this beam of light from my flashlight?" The first guy said, "Have you got strong-batteries?"